THIS is my first Bridge to Brisbane fun run.
I’m not big on crowds and the mere thought of being jostled by 50,000 people dressed in everything from seamless lycra to superhero outfits leaves me a little sweaty before I’ve even tied my sneakers.
But in a rash move, I signed up and am set to walk the 10km route. Run? As if.
I don’t have compression socks, hi-tech shoes, a GPS watch or a Wonder Woman suit, but I’ll don the T-shirt of my favourite charity (the Matthew Stanley Foundation) and give it a go.
Like any sport, there are rules, and the more people who abide by them, the friendlier the atmosphere.
So after a bit of research, here’s a quick guide to fun run etiquette. Basically, be considerate of others, don’t get aggro and don’t step on anyone’s toes.
* Chat to people before the race begins (even if they have green hair). Strangers aren’t always strange and ultimately it’s the community spirit that you’re there for.
* If you’re running with a group, try not to run more than two abreast. Yes, others may want to pass you.
* Don’t carry loose change or keys in your pocket. Jingling is annoying.
* Say thanks to race volunteers who hand you water, guide you on the course or put your medal around your neck. The race would not go on without them.
* Acknowledge supporters who cheer for you as you pass them. Too tired to speak? Smile, wave or give them a thumbs up.
* Don’t stop at water stations. Apparently, it gets chaotic. Drink after the stop on the side of the road. If you stop or slow down, ensure there are no runners behind you. Don’t cut off other runners or spill water on them.
* Admire the scenery – the Sir Leo Hielscher Bridge, the Brisbane River, the mansions on Hamilton Hill, and the view of the city from the Inner City Bypass, but don’t trip or stumble into others while you’re gazing around. If you do, say sorry.
* Don’t stop in the middle of the road if you’re tired – move to the side to catch your breath.
* It’s not cool to use other participants as a target to pass, then slow down immediately in front of them.
* Don’t talk on your mobile phone if you’re racing – it’s distracting.
* Spectators: don’t step on to the course to cheer your partner, child, friend, neighbour, colleague. Other runners/walkers don’t want to have to dodge you.
* If you’re going to spit, do it subtly and make sure it’s not going to land on anyone else’s body. Gross.
* Don’t drop your water bottles, yes there are street cleaners but think of the environment.
* Smile – remember it’s a fun run.
* Remember you’re running through people’s neighbourhoods so be considerate with everything from littering to language.
* Take extra care if you’re walking with a stroller – don’t run into other people’s heels.
* Don’t immediately stop at the finish line. There will be runners coming in right behind you.
* Don’t hog more than your fair share of food and drinks at the end. The slower runners/walkers at the back will appreciate having goodies when they finish.
* Once you’ve finished the race, go back and cheer others on. That’s nice.
* When you leave, be patient. Yes, expect queues for the shuttle buses.